Last night I watched the movie that everyone in the world, especially the girls, seem to be talking about right now.
“Twilight”(Torrent)

And I thought that it was ok. There were definitely some things that I hated. The story just had certain elements, it’s hard to put a handle on which ones, that just seemed to come across as entirely too cheesy at times. The dialogue was definitely the main offender here. The acting seems to be a close second, and the two combined take away almost all of the credibility of the characters. I don’t know if this is something that is present in the books that this movie is based on or not, but since I plan to read them I can only hope not. It just seems very fake, or stereotypical, like it was written about high school kids by someone who is not at all familiar with the way that high school kids talk, which may be entirely true. The other biggest gripe that I have with it is the insane and stupid ways that they have changed the traditional vampire mythos. *SPOILER ALERT* I just have to mention this, the reason vampires done go into full sunlight in this movie is that when they do their skin will shimmer like diamonds. They won’t catch fire, or melt, or die a horrible death, no, they just start to look very shimmery. I’m sorry and I know that some people love trying to inject new things into traditional stories to keep them fresh, but this just goes too far in my opinion, not to be blunt, but it’s just stupid.*SPOILERS OVER* So taking all those things into account and just accepting or forgetting about them, the actual meat of the story and characters is actually pretty good. I was left interested for the whole movie, which only seemed a bit long, so I can’t really yell about the pacing. Basically it’s not something that I would go out and see if you can help it. Personally I downloaded it and I’m glad that I didn’t have to pay for it.(On a side note this was one of the best CAMs that I’ve seen in a long time, don’t be afraid to check it out) But even if you do, it’s not the end of the world, it’s just not something that I love, or would even say is really good. And although I usually don’t like to talk too much about the cultural ideas that surround a movie, or let them influence my reviews, in this case I’m going to make an exception. I just have to say two things. First, to all the girls who are absolutely in love with the books. They’re not that good, I hate to tell you but for the most part you have been fooled by the sappiest romance story in the world. And secondly to all those who use this book as an excuse to become someone who dresses like a goth or a vampire, you are entirely wrong, it’s not worth ten bucks, so it’s definitely not worth changing your entire image over.
(6 and 1/2 out of 10)
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